its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
