dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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