i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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