I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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