he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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