So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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