She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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