I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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