Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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