The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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