Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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