Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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