singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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