I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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