hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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