That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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