I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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