so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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