How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
