Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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