Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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