If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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