So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
