Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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