Buhtt sex?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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