I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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