I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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