Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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