yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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