What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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