if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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