at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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