If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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