Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do vagina's smell?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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