dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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