see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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