the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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