I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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