Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
