just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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