i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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