Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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