just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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