i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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