We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I need moral support for this bender
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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