SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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