4 words: hood of his car
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm at about main and main street
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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