So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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