He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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