Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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