people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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